Jolliest Bunch of Assholes | Christmas Vacation Inspired Candle



  • 4oz
  • 8oz


"And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

Fragrance Notes:

Top: Cherry, Nutmeg
Middle: Amaretto
Base: Vanilla, Cream


Top is the first impression of the scent, middle is the main body of the scent, and base is the last impression.


Thanks to their cooler burning temperature, soy candles can burn for up to 50% longer than paraffin! When following basic candle safety and standard use, these candles will burn for the following, based on size:

8oz about 60+ hours of burn time

4oz about 25+ hours of burn time 





Estimated to ship between 7-10 business days or sooner. 

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